Last Night

Bree was so high, Niles was so high, Justin...he was fucked up too.
Things i learned about everyone at my party:
Ryan is a Mean Drunk
Allen is a fantastic Ninja
Em REALLY likes John
Niles doesn't need to sleep
My neighbors live really close
Chino and Rosie are REALLY close friends
The more drunk you are the harder Beer Pong Gets
Shooting for the Pope makes you win
Thumbmaster is the missing card
It is important to remember to kiss the little man before you drink
The swan no longer has grace
The duck no longer had pride
Dunham has a girlfriend
US always kicks international ass
Ryan Tries to drive when he's drunk
Tup leaves parties to go have sex
Allen is the funniest guy alive
and life...is good

niles

he is stoned and so am i and so is me (justin). wheeeeeeee!!! me gusta mucho el "herb". "laaaaaaa"says niles. "if pigs could fly, they surely would" says niles. "its the world of invisivble, scary fuckin skeletons" says ryan. "if i was a weasel it would be okay to bite people in the nuts." where did all gthe dimes go, the little boy asked. I don't know replied the steve bear. Damn you said the ticklewick man. wtf???? "i pulled up beside him abd threw change at him. i said fuckin buy yourself a new attitude," saidryan.Thekid sadid ok. ticklewick.......what'sitmean? i dont knwo. who gives a fuck. i'll figuew it out later. allenis hkicking people. wtf???? druck ass bastard. I just erased my head, where thousands of people bled. ;rsnv elcajkrbnglvbkj w. Rspvp is french, i think. Where did the super ducks fly? Yuck Yuck said the muck, as the swans flew across the sky, what happened to the grace of the swan, and the pride of the duck... and now....a haiku from justin...

i am very stoned
look! niles and bree are stoned too!!!
life is very good.

adios mis amigos.