Last Night

Bree was so high, Niles was so high, Justin...he was fucked up too.
Things i learned about everyone at my party:
Ryan is a Mean Drunk
Allen is a fantastic Ninja
Em REALLY likes John
Niles doesn't need to sleep
My neighbors live really close
Chino and Rosie are REALLY close friends
The more drunk you are the harder Beer Pong Gets
Shooting for the Pope makes you win
Thumbmaster is the missing card
It is important to remember to kiss the little man before you drink
The swan no longer has grace
The duck no longer had pride
Dunham has a girlfriend
US always kicks international ass
Ryan Tries to drive when he's drunk
Tup leaves parties to go have sex
Allen is the funniest guy alive
and life...is good